exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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