I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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