What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Randomize
