I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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