Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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