I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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