WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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