Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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