Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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