So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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