What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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