I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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