It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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