help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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