Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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