is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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