I'd wear matching sweaters with you
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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