He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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