he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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