We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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