are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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