i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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