Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
420 ftw
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We got so high we made milksteak
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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