that's an acceptable place to lick
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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