.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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