Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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