he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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