I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Randomize
