yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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