So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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