I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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