I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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