I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize