So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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