woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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