we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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