He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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