My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
