On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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