Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
