All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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