I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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