i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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