found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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