i permit you to call me
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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