ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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