Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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