So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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