i permit you to call me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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