I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
