Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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