i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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